someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up
That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.
The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.
Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.
When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub
I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.
Slang for 'homosexual male'
John: Ryan Seacrest is such a terd tamper...
Frank: Yeah, he likes tamping terds in other fags butts with his dick because hes a gay homo!
Stop fucking throwing terd taters in the hows trash and wtf
Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.
There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.
When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.