thank you

A phrase which expresses gratitude.

Thank you for wiping my ass.

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awe thanks

Usually said by a girl when you complement her

Your so beautiful to me

Awe thanks

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thanks bitch

When someone else does a favor for you and you wanted them to know that they just got owned. Can be also used when someone does something for you and you simply must feel superior to them. Popularized by Nicole Richie on a commericial when she simply replyed "thanks bitch" when Jessica Alba tore up all those paparazzi.

"Can you please return this to her really quick...thanks bitch."

Joe - " You forgot your cell in my car fool"
Blow - "Thanks bitch"

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Thank gosh

"Thank god" but for atheists

Doctor: "Your father's triple bypass surgery was a success."

"Thank gosh he's alright!"

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thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

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Aww Thanks

Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.

“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”

“Aww Thanks”

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Thank fuck

Thank fuck is a shortened version of thank fucking god

Thank fuck the test isn’t tomorrow

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