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booby-wrapped

a gift wrapped with things such as duct tape to make it virtually impossible to open

Dude 1: Dude how long has he been at the booby-wrapped present

Dude 2: 2 hours but what he doesn't know is that it is tighty whities

Dude 1: that is some good booby wrapping

by zasquatch December 22, 2009


douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010


soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles December 24, 2015


Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016


ghetto wrap

realizing you don't have the right wrapping paper. Followed by just using plain paper and drawing shit on it(or words if you suck at drawing).

i don't have birthday wrapping paper, so i'll just use this legal pad of paper from work and ghetto wrap it.

by sirpooonyou February 17, 2012


Snack Wrap

Someone who can provide emotional and physical security for a period of time before getting into a serious relationship. It's more than a cuddle buddy since it is more intimate than that, but less than friends with benefits since their is no sex involved. A snack wrap can eventually evolve into a relationship, but not necessarily.

I don't want a boyfriend, I just want a Snack Wrap!

by imbored389 February 4, 2011


Saran Wrap

What Yanks and other fools call Cling Film. Saran isn't even a word.

"Have you seen the Saran Wrap?"

"What the hell is Saran Wrap!?"

by Humphrey Spencer III Esq. February 1, 2022