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Australia

On fire.

"When you thought Australia couldn't get more terrifying."

by cryingintestines January 14, 2020

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Australia

Drop Bears.

Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*

by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016


Australia

a distortion of space time holding all of god's mistakes. Never meant to be discovered by man it is too dangerous for anyone to survive here for long.

Hell? you mean Australia?

by Pass-da-Aux December 14, 2018


Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020


Australia

Home of kangaroos!

where live the kangaroos? in Australia ...

by Sakebi January 10, 2015


Australia

Spiders. Fucking. Spiders

Australia has giant fucking spiders

by -Lighty- March 10, 2019


Australia

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

by Horneykneecaps April 23, 2022