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The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
When a couple smokes together and they end up flirting and feeling euphoric. Can also be used to drop the bomb on someone you like.
"This shit is cute blitz, babe"
"With you around, this is a cute blitz
When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.
Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
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noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun
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Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.
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A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.
"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"
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The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..
High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed
"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"
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