Canadian

A Canadian is a Canadian person that is unlike no other Canadian. In order to become a Canadian you must do the following: ride to work / school, drink maple syrup straight from the bottle, hold open doors for people in -40, say "eh", and arrived home to your pet polar bear and go to sleep in your igloo.

Gavin: I think Marshall is a Canadian
Me: How so?
Gavin: He has a two-storey igloo

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Canadian

Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.

Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American

Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian

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Canadian

1. Another word for a queer. 2. Wannabe Icelandic people.

Person 1 - I heard that guy was Canadian

Person 2 - Poor Guy

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Canadian

Basicly code for black, a way to say black person without being called raceist

Yo brah u see that Canadian ova there???

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Canadian

A person who unknowingly hates themselves for being a citizen of an inferior country. This self hate is brought on by a disease called iwishiwuzamericandis. Causes of this disease are unknown but have been linked to shitty cold weather, piss labeled as beer, failure to master one's "own" sport (Bruins?), lack of culture and awkward social cues. Experts say the only thing good coming from America's nerdy little redheaded stepbrother is high grade marijuana. It's speculated, though, that the US will be better at that in just a couple years. Side effects include trying to be American but in a very sissy way.

Canadian at Canadian bar:

Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.

Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada.

Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?

Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.

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Canadian

Being Canadian is like renting the loft apartment above a really great party, a.k.a. America

Man that looks like fun, too bad we're canadians

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canadian

a canadian is a person who lives in canada.
usually considered a 'sub-species', or the mutated people of the U.S.
they are usually found to pronounce words with 'oo' than 'o'. such as 'aboot', instead of 'about'.
canadians also treat curling like a real sport, and enjoy playing ice hockey 24/7
sometimes referred to as 'wetbacks' or 'hockey loving nuts'

those bastard canadians are playing hockey in the street again!
the damn canadian telling me to 'get-oot' of his garbage cans!
the mutant yank had a go at me today...bastard canadians

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