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when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.
"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.
"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.
the following was based on a true story
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When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.
Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!
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A squealing noise made when one laughs excessively, which makes said person sound like a dolphin. Thus: dolphining.
We made Jessi laugh so hard that she was dolphining it up.
Vanessa made Karli laugh so hard that she somehow managed to start dolphining.
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Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.
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Oh shit. I just saw an old man naked waving his Dolphin on Wheels by an accident.
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When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.
Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...
"now you see us, now you don't"
A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.
It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)
But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.
Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!
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A young lady who particularly enjoys sexual intercourse. The swamp refers to the dirty/stagnant potential. The dolphin portion refers to the cute and energetic disposition combined with an obvious blow-hole
"That chick is a swamp dolphin... she loves to f**k."
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