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Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus
Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock
blanket slang term for all musical sub genres of muscical sub genres
and I apologize to any actual emu out there
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Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
Being too smart
"omg that person got straight As"
"ikr, they must be emuing"
In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered
Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!
when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head
Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.