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Another phrase for a mans scrotum.
I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
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Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Common term reffering to "shadowy" game character who wields guns for the sole purpose of grabbing the attention of shooter fans and nothing more. A Dante wannabe.
"Mario uses a bazooka now? Man he's such a Shadow."
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An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.
I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?
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A fictional Emo character that only lonely fangirls who haven't been beaten enough like.
I am Shadow the Hedgehog, and I had to make my own game to prove I'm better than Sonic! This is WHO I AM!
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A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.
A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog
A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!
A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.
Yeah my big buddy was gonna try and cornhole me but I already had my Ethiopian Hedgehog ready.