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When a guy is having sex with a girl in a car, he hits her in the back of the head and knocks her out. He then takes a shit in the car, puts on the emergency flashers, lights the emergency flares outside of the car, and runs behind a boulder and watches for people to stop and see the utter shame within the parked automobile, all the while laughing like an excited school girl.
I pulled off an amazing Iowa overpass last weekend in my girlfriend's '85 Ford Toyota, which has 1200 pounds of torque with each sensual thrust of the piston.
However, the trial for assault and emotional damages will surely ruin me.
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Iowa City is town of about 70,000 permanent residents plus another 30,000 when school is in session. It is known best for being the original capital of the state of Iowa and for the University of Iowa. In years past it was one of the biggest party towns in America, but recent anti-drinking laws, the closing of many downtown bars, and an increase in law enforcement has dramatically changed the culture, especially for underage drinkers. Venues, exempt from some drinking ordinances have been springing up to fill the void left by the bars and have caused growth in the music, art, and live entertainment scene. Iowa City was also named a Unesco City of Literature in 2008. Football season can be fun or awful, depending on whether you like large drunk crowds, but there are many other collegiate, amateur, and professional athletic events such as cycling, cross-county skiing, basketball and others going on year round.
Iowa City draws a lot of its population and culture from Chicago, so if you go there be prepared to talk about the Cubs. Also, bikes and pedestrians rule the streets; it's best not to drive within the city.
Dude:What's the best place to live in Iowa?
Grrl: Uh, Des Moines.
Dude: Really?
Grrl: No. Iowa City, dummy.
Foreigner: America isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Iowan:Seriously? Where have you visited?
Foreigner: Iowa City
Iowan: Oh, I see. America Lite. Just wait until you see what it's like down south.
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Dirty cities in Iowa. Ones defined by their notorious mention in the local news. Examples of such cities are including but not limited to: East Des Moines, Waterloo, Sioux City, Marshalltown, Muscatine, Perry and Ft. Dodge. They are Perfect Examples of Crime ridden, drug infested, sex trade overrun cities that make up the biggest of the worse losers of the current economic crisis in the United States.
The homeless in dirty Iowa face little chance of help for lack of local public funding.
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A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.
Those Iowa outlaws are really good softball players!
When a woman shits on a mans chest and continues to sit up and down multiple times, thus spreading the excrement with her butt cheeks in the shape of a bowtie.
After Sara and Alan had anal sex, Sara gave him an Iowa bowtie after Alan gave Sara a "chilidog".
In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)
Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown
Put corn on the cob up the girls vagina, twist it till she squirts, have he squirt on it and make her eat it
I gave her a iowa special last night it was great.