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typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.
We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.
When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies
Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!
The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.
1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.
We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.
Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".