The Maze Runner

The best book and movie series ever made. It will have you on the edge of your seat the entire time. newt is cute, bye

i love the maze runner

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tunnel runner

An individual who runs through a city’s transit tunnels with the intent of exploration, tagging or escape while dodging security patrols and trains.

"The police have been arresting any tunnel runners they catch trespassing in the subway system."

"Fucking pigs chased me while i was doing a tunnel run last night."

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Homestar Runner

The no-armed, white, bald, humorous star of a website sharing his name. Usually not intelligent, he has been proven to outsmart his arch-nemesis strong bad on few occasions.

"What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible I was just outsmarted by Homestar Runner!?" - StrongBad

StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"

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[linen runner]

one who runs linens from one point to another

john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day

tom:so your a linen runner

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

Stud Runners

an word a woman would use to describe a attractive nonhomosexual male runner who runs alot in the intent of making the females hott, they also have awesome abs and wear skanky short shorts

cross country girl-" Wow that scotty is such a Stud Runners he just finished a 17 mile run".

runners scum

The white, thin, stringy residue you acquire from running miles upon miles outside. Usually appears after going from outdoors to indoors, but is also present in the heat. No matter how many times you lick your lips or wipe your face, you always seem to miss some.

We ran intervals today at practice.. i have some mad runners scum on my lips