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The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.
Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.
To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.
My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado
When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.
Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"
Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"
When someone goes to perform oral sex on the penis and violently whips thier head around I’m a circular motion while also sucking him off to completion.
Yo this bitch went down on me and gave me some bomb tornado head.
A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.
I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!
not a good thing
if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)
"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"
"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"
"Great idea!"
Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
Food on a stick or packaged in a cyclonic fashion to symbolize flavors emerging from the earth to your mouth. This phrase is coined by a Toronto based food vendor in 2015 who specializes in foods resembling tornadoes!
Taste the tornado and experience food from the earth to your mouth!