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A fine ass lightskin in the band PRETTYMUCH that is 6'3 and has all these females fucked up cuz he's so fine. He has a lot of BDE but not as much as his bandmate Nick Mara. Plus he has an amazing voice.
Me: have you seen my husband?
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
A threesome consisting of only Mormon male missionaries. Ideally an "Eiffel Tower" is performed over one missionary to then make the Zion's triangle.
Did you hear? Elder Daws and I pulled a Zion's triangle with Elder Baxter last night, dude it was friggin epic.
An alternative to the chris pill which makes you very stupid, a greasy weeb and gay.
phil: how are those chris pills I prescribed to you.
connor: I took the zion pill instead and let me say, I hate my life.
freshest underground hiphop group on tha vibe to date, these guys are gonna make jus u wait n see. Have beats that are like nothing thats ever been heard
Zion I is awesome and has good beats.
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When you ask a question in which you already know the answer
Bob: The United States of America has 50 states right?
Fred: Zion Fresh!
zion kuwonu the light skin nigga from prettymuch he’s fine asf he’s tall asf and is quite talented he can sing rap dance joke tear your walls apart rearrange your organs make you limp. all the BEANZ including me would let him tear apart their walls and will let him choke them while getting fucked senseless by him. he used to fuck with malulahoop headass but at least we know if your a young beanz you have a chance. his dick is almost bigger than his ego.
Grace: yoo guess what me and zion kuwonu did last night
Aburey: What?
Grace: let’s just say that i’ve got bruises all up my neck down to my thighs and i have a hand print on my neck.
aburey: is the duck that good?
Grace: bitch. is sayon of course it is it’s the best i’ve ever had and will ever have
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A bitchass motherfucker who think he cute til all the girls at school roast his ass. Usually doesn’t have a dad but he a funny ass motherfucker
“Ima rate Zion Edley as a 8/10”