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Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.
Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"
I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.
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This is a word that my sister & I & our friends all used in the 70' & 80's as kids growing up.
It meant that you did something on purpose, (possibly something you already suspected wasn't a great idea)
but a larger unexpected outcome that resulted was an accident.
I was skipping stones in the lake & I accidentally on purpose hit Christina in the head with a rock. (true story...why was I skipping stones in the direction of anyone's head!!)
In 7th grade I accidentally on purpose flooded the home ec classroom with suds because I decided to throw a bar of soap into the dishwasher to see what happened after the teacher specifically pointed out that we should only use dishwasher detergent. (true)
I accidentally on purpose got a huge burn blister on my thumb when I pressed it on the outside of the waffle iron at my godmother's house to see if the outside was also hot like the inside. (also true)
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When you are brushing your teeth and your toothbrush accidentally hits your uvula, causing you to throw up the food you had just eaten. This usually leads to full-on bulimia when you purposefully stick your finger in your throat and cause yourself to barf.
Trixie: Last month I was brushing my teeth and developed accidental bulimia.
Lizzie: No way! Me too! We should throw up together sometime!
Trixie: Sounds fun!
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someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.
I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.
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When you say something racist but don't know it.
"Wow Jack doesn't know he said something racist."
"Seems like a case of accidental racism."
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An update to my previous definition:
"accidentally" is actually an old meme. Use with caution on teh Internets, especially around places such as /b/.
LovetteCher: HEY GAIS I ACCIDENTALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MEME.
Anon: Lovette Cher can't define worth crap. She accidentally accidentally. Derp.
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1. When you have every intention of meeting "that" guy for a drink...but don't want him to asume it.
"Ok, I may show up accidentally on purpose"
2. Deliberately, but feigning (not by) accident.
Origin
The first printed record of this phrase is from The history of the famous preacher Friar Gerund de Campazas, by José Francisco de Isla, 1772:
Tell us what is Modesty of Voice, for you happened accidentally on purpose to drop this word, and I don't rightly know what it signifies.
footnote:
Accidentally on Purpose was an American television situation comedy series, which premiered on CBS on September 21, 2009 and concluded on April 21, 2010.
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