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Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )
Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."
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A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!
Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.
Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
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Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.
Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized
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A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.
That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.
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oi oi, he has a big nose, he must be an albert mathew styll...
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To pull something so random, yet so finely sophisticated.
It was the first day of exam week, so he decides to pull an Albert. With everyone else in the libraries, he got some bedsheets out the window and Mission Impossibled his ass outta there, committed awesomery in downtown and cruised through the rest of exams in style most glorious!
He appreciates your look of utter displeasure.
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Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.
Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.
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