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A website which has been shut down as of today, May 4th, 2021, ending the amount of trolls that used the website. Maybe you miss it, maybe you don't. Be grateful that there are alternatives to Yahoo! Answers.
Below are some examples of questions that a Yahoo! Answers troll might have posted:
Example #1: "How do I live in North Korea?"
Example #2: "Why is the sky blue during day time and black during night time?"
Example #3: "Why did my grandma poop on the toilet?"
As opposed to a question not needing an answer, a rhetorical answer is an answer that should not questioned.
Joe: What's going on?
Abbie: My mum has gone into a coma, my dad has run off with his dentist and just failed all my exams.
Joe: ......that's a rhetorical answer isn't it?
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1.An application, or rather a site operated by Yahoo which enables users to ask questions in a variety of different categories as well as answer them too. Answerers strive to get the best answer, which gives them points to excel through the Yahoo Answers Levels.
2. A site where you can spend hours trolling or using the answers system to play stupid games and overall waste a hell of a lot of time. This is especially refers to the polls and surveys section, which strangely enough hardly ever has polls or surveys in it. Instead, there are numerous troll questions and humorous inquiries. However, serious askers stumble upon this area, unaware of the trolling they are about to receive.
ex: (serious asker)Q: HELP IM SO SAD MY BF BROKE UP W/ME!!!!
A: cool story bro
A#2: thats cuz ur an ugly bitch.
A#3: make me a sammich woman!!
friend: What's up man you weren't on live at all last night!
you: Yeah, I was on Yahoo! Answers
friend: wow, loser.
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I'm going to fix that problem.
response-good answer!
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A seemingly naive or simplistic solution to one's life problems that Jesus can make the impossible possible—a crazy idea to the cynical or skeptical nonbeliever.
Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
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When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
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this dumb website where it "answers" anything your friend types in.
its totally fake, your friends type your answer where they have to type "peter please answer.."
so it knows anything your friends know"
...if you dont get it, ask a friend who knows how it works to amaze you.
and then learn that its a stupid trick that was really well though out
"omg peters answers actually worked!!!!@#$"
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