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The thing that 90% of the motherfuckers in there don't pass. The physical part is only the half of it, you gotta have the willpower and mental strength as well.
Drill Sergeant Paul "If you pansy asses think you can't get through basic training you can always crawl back in your mom's anus!"
When a woman wearing a skirt & no underwear briefly opens her legs so that her crotch is visible.
I was sitting on the train and this woman across the aisle basic instincted me!
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Laughs at literally anything, Gets Starbucks only to take pictures of the beverage, uses really stupid Quotes and calls herself ugly when she knows she isn't. Always wears tight pants to show off her small booty.
Omg that girl always wears uggs, shes such a basic girl
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When a line or group of basic bitches walk past or near your direction. Basic trains are popular among high school hallways . Multiple basic bitches give rude looks while passing by to make themselves feel intimidating.
Person A- "Did you see those basic bitches passing by?"
Person B- "Yea, it was a basic train!"
A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
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A bitch with a pH value greater than 7
The litmus turned blue, its a basic bitch!
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- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."
bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."
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