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brisket basket

Brisket Basket is a person's downstairs area aka the jewel box aka the treasure box

He will never get into my brisket basket.

by LittleTwinkle34 March 16, 2016


slop basket

When a girl has a lot of sex and her vagina is stretched out and full of jizz. She has a slop basket

Beth gets around she has a real slop basket!

by BgH76 May 13, 2015


magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat March 25, 2014


Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor July 11, 2008


Basket Grab

When your husband works hard all day long even though his boss is a dickhead and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Welcome home, Steve. Thank you for working so hard especially since you have to deal with Ken, your dickhead boss all day long. How about I give you a basket grab to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 29, 2016


crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!

When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!

by Felicia and Rogue Boner May 17, 2018


Wiener Basket

The skin that holds the testicles.

It's so hot out, my Wiener Basket is sticking to my right leg.

by BTshooter January 21, 2012