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Performed during "Whoopie".
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
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2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
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Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears
Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne
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When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"
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Someone who is above you and will always be better than you, He also solos your favorite verse with ease.
Batman is better than yall, he looks better than yall, He got moe bitches than yall, He pull moe bitches that yall, All yall niggas below him
Someone who is better than you, and will always be above you and he solos your favorite verse
Batman is better than yall, He looks better than yall, Batman pulls mo bitches than yall, He get mo hoes than yall, All of you are below him, Get on his infinite omnipotent high level, cause you not on it
When you swing ur arms open like a bat and slap your girl in the face with your boner
Yo I did the batman and left a mark on her face
Who's batman?
Its F***ING BATMAN! He's the greatest detective known on the planet!
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He's Batman, enough said.
Reporter: Who is the Batman? Who is he behind that mask? Can we trust someone we don't know?