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When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.
NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.
"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"
When your wife or girlfriend farts and holds your head under the covers.
My raunchy ass wife about killed me with a hot oven betty!
She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
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She's fat. She's crazy. She's legally bipolar. She is a "Bipolar Betty". "Bipolar Betty" is a term that can used to describe any of the countless number of fat insane girls that a person has to deal with at work or at school. Typically, your local Bipolar Betty will be found either making an inordinate amount of noise or sobbing loudly. She will have NO emotional middle ground. It's either all on ON or all OFF. She will also be huge. We're talking not just a plumper, but the full pork pie. Interact with at your own risk.
Barry : Dude you've gotta see this fucking retard we got working the help desk, she's a real fucking Bipolar Betty.
Winfield : You mean legally?
Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.
Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.
Barry : Funny that you mention God.
Winfield : Why?
Barry : She's a Mormon this week.
Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
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a cool female snowboarder of exceptional ability
wow, she grabbed an ollie, that chick is a real shred betty
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Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
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1) a four foot, six and three fourth inch size girl. she likes to skip, cheer and smoke a lot of mary-juana. sometimes she even paints a picture of an octopus on the wall.
2) the cutest cheerleader ever alive.
"woah, little betty, in her cheerleader outfit, reminds me of stoner barbie!"
"duuuuuude, little betty's fucking wasted!"
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