legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"
when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”
best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
damn sam carpenter is so cool!
Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole
Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.