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Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.
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A creature that is part seal, part human, who has soft claws and beady dark eyes. It has an unpredictable and devastatingly violent mood swings. Many casualties are likely to occur when the creature dark gets into one of its rages. In these instances, this creature can be placated with sardine treats or apple sauce. Often, it will put its weight on its hind legs to consume the treats. The creature dark is so fearsome that it can stomp holes into the ground with its claws. If one attempts to take its food, it will give the thief a deadly glare and one tooth will be protruding from its closed lips.
There are a few signs to indicate that the creature dark is ready to assault.
1. The emergence of the angry teeth. The creature will bare its front teeth when it gets mad.
2. The lengthening and hardening of the claws. This can happen in a flash so be alert!
Reporter- "What happened sir?"
Mike- "It's the creature dark! You have to keep it happy or else it'll go on a rampage. I couldn't get the sardine treats out in time and now it has already killed a few people. We have to find it!"
Reporter- "Sir, is that blood on your forehead?"
Mike- "Yes, it's those hard claws. I didn't notice the angry teeth until it was too late!"
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Aah, free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man.
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten, and thy punishment... IS DEATH
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a way to refer to your parents
"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"
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a charva,kappa slapper.Any semi literate being that appears after dusk and loiters around town centres.
"christ check out the street creatures outside KFC"
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A thin and bony monster that feeds on mold and children and lives in the ceiling. It typically dwells in schools or other places that have plentiful amounts of children.
School Teacher: Now now, children, be sure to watch out for the ceiling creature when you're walking to math class
Children: *gets snatched into the ceiling to be feasted on like a saltine cracker*
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one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"
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