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During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.
1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.
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Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
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Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.
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While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!!
I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)
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Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"
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The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.
It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.
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want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;
- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous
that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.
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