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What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.
Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.
Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.
Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!
Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!
Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.
Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.
"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."
A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.
Synonyms:
Gully Washer
Frog Strangler
A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.
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1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.
2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.
"What's that in the pool". Oh man i never knew Stan was a finger floater.
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To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.
That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!
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a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out
Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.
Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.
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