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To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.
1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!
2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!
To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.
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An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.
Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Someone you're seeing casually; your go-to booty call.
"Jason spent the night again. Are you two dating?"
"Nah, he's just pillow fluff."