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an insturment that many people enjoy playing. Combine with a tromboner and a sexaphone and you will have the best band in the land.
your grandma plays the skin flute like a pro
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To get out of somewhere quickly, as in 'get the hell out of dodge'. A verb - it is derived from the flute which was popularized in Mario Brothers 3, in which you could utilize a flute to quickly move from one world to another.
"That sheepskin better mario flute out of here before we make his day."
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A particularly multi-syllabled, smooth yet punchy, moderately lengthy passing of gas, the tone of which most often progresses from a lower to higher pitch.
While in the gym shower, Gerald, perhaps a little overly eager to impress the guys at his new school, shot up his hands, hiked a leg and shouted "jazz flute!" and proceeded to rip a long and unfortunately colorful fart. A nearly perfect jazz flute ruined by a spicy burrito lunch. Thankfully, the shower was already turned on.
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A drinking game based around making a whistle-like sound from blowing onto the top of your beer bottle.
Each person starts out with a long sip, then the person with the highest pitch (drank the least) needs to set the new low pitch by drinking. This person then blows into their bottle to give the other players the new pitch, and solely based on the sound of the pitch, the other players must then chug and attempt to match the new low pitch. After the chug, everyone playing blows into their bottle and the player with the highest pitch needs to set the new standard, and you're on your way!
If at any time the new standard is the finishing of the bottle, all players must finish their beers to win. Anyone who does not finish in one chug loses.
Many find Beer Flute to be a great game because of its musicality, and its ability to become more versatile (and more fun) with more players.
"Hey dude, you want to play a round of Beer Flute?"
"Beer Flute? That's the best game ever!"
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Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.
Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom
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n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.
The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.
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