Foot Sweep

When you jack off or have some sex in the shower, the excess cum needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtesy.

Hey Charlie! You jacked your bird in the shower and couldn't even do the foot sweep?!?

At least our friendship is goin' down the drain.

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Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.

Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

Gamer's Foot

Sitting/lying down for weeks at a time playing video games, preventing the bottom of your foot from naturally shedding it's skin. When you finally get up to do something (go back to work/school, start playing sports, start going for walks, etc.), the skin from the bottom of your foot peels off as if you were peeling dried glue from your hand. Usually comes off in large sections, until the whole foot, including the toes, have been shedded of their old skin.

Guy 1: EW! What's wrong with the bottom of your foot? Did you put glue on it just so you could peel it off?
Guy 2: Nah man! I just got a case of gamer's foot!

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Foot Charliehorse

When your foot cramps up and you experience intense pain.

Joe- ARGGGGHHHH
Mike- What is it?
Joe- FOOT CHARLIEHORSE!

Ramen Foot

Swelling of the feet caused by ingesting unusually large amounts of Ramen Noodles. Brought on by the high level of sodium found in RN's.

I can't play Basketball today because I have a bad case of Ramen Foot.

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

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foot horn

A dog that is small enough to be stepped on accidentally to make a sound afterwards.

Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, and Miniature Pinschers are foot horns.

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