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The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised
Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.
Are you a Greasy Forester?
The fictional place to describe oral sex
Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?
Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.
Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.
The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.
Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.
an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest
Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"
Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.
Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.
The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.
"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"
when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together
i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.