gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis

get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?

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gag reel

blooper reel

There are some bloopers on the dvd, wanna watch them?
-Sure turn the gag reel!

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gag-a-maggot

Something so repulsive, so disgusting, so putrid as to actually make a maggot gag.

The dead carcass was so smashed and revolting, that it could gag-a-maggot.

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Pity Gag

When a female gags during oral sex on a below average sized penis out of pure pity.

ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"

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tape gag

a bdsm gag used with tape

Lisa was tied to a chair by the burgulars and tape gagged while the burgulars robbed the house

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Gagging The Cat

Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.

I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.

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lolly gag

To waste time, mostly by doing insignificant tasks for self ammusement. Also could be thought of as a slang for masterbation.

Jon lolly gag's before work.

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