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When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"
Emma "What?"
Jack "I have aids"
Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me
Jack "ha yelping gecko"
In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.
“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.
When there are a bunch of gecko’s on top of each other.
I seen a gecko gang bang at Petco.
Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with
Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery
When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.
Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.
Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko
I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and climbed the fucking wall like she was wearing suction caps. gecko walk
When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.
Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.