glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.

"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"

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Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

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wank glove

A glove-like device worn on the hand to assist masturbation. May include lubricants and some form of 'output' catching device.

"Got a date with the wank glove tonight!"

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Chloroform Glove

noun.

a. A garment covering the hand and doused in a liquid intended to knock-out, daze or even murder the recipient of a "chloroform glove to the face".

b. An extension of an effective pick-up line; "does this smell like chloroform?"

...Not content with the way the dinner conversation was going, Kathy put on her chloroform glove and held it to the face of the most punishing person, then herself...

...Kathy found him attractive and rather than taking any chances, she donned the chloroform glove to make sure he was going home to Stafford Street with her...

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Red Glove

When you vaginally intrude on a menstruating female with your hand.

We noticed Henry had a red glove while he was eating at Potbellies. His girl must have been on her period.

Go wash your hands Henry.

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Glove Up

The act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.

Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline

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Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.

''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''

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