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Greatest Gag Gift

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.

The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022

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greatest person in the entire world

you :)

you :) are the greatest person in the entire world

by LimberB53 February 10, 2018

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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

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tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008

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god is great god is greatest

the meaning of Allahu Akbar or what most muslim terrorist and people in muslim church say

Allahu Akbar!!! *BANG* *SHOT FIRED* or Allahu Akbar ( god is great god is greatest) silently in a church

by Zachtiktik January 25, 2022

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the greatest hide and seek player in the world

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 15, 2022


greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 9, 2016