Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.
Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.
Hayden is a good person he is trustworthy and nice he also plays minecraft
Hayden is the best
A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart
Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break
A fucking chooch thats what he is
Hayden is just a fucking chooch there is nothing else to add
the most and intelligent and most attractive guy i’ve ever met. i’m constantly stunned by how motivated he is and i am so proud of all of his successes. i love him so much and want everything to work out.
wow, look at that hayden over there, he’s perfect for kate