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Someone who is nicely kept, has nice hair, slightly taned skin, neither culturaly black or white, looks like a mobster in a suit but doesnt mean he or she is one.
Examples of an italian are:
Actors: Robert Denero, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, James Gondolfini, Ray Loita
Mobsters: John Gotti, Al Capone,
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Italians have certain stereotypes to non Italians which are as follows: The men are incredibly vain, chauvinistic and sleazy towards women and assume that if a woman rejects their vulgar advances she must be a lesbian. They think it is flattering for women to be hounded through the streets and whistled at. They rely heavily on ancient achievements when boasting about their culture because they have achieved very little in the last few centuries.
They have a reputation for being cowards in combat, forming alliances with whoever appears to be winning rather than who is right morally, also reknowned for switching sides 'mid-war' if they sense they are on the losing side.
They are regarded as work-shy and lazy, they eat too much. The women are beautiful until they reach thirty and then become enormously fat.
They are associated with the Mafia, and political corruption.
Italians have a reputation for cowardice and being contrary during major historical combats for example in World War II, they switched sides at the eleventh hour.
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Clarification: italians are whites, with the exception of a few from the most southern regions, who are of mixed nordic, roman and middle-eastern blood, due to the islamic occupation of Sicily during the Middle Ages: these usually present darker hair and eyes, while northern italians are of longobard and frankish ethnical ascendance.
"Italy has been made, now we must make italians."
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a totally cool person, often with mob ties, Italians are the SEXIEST people in the world.
"Yo, Uncle Tony"
"What is it, im in the middle of doing some business"
"I think you should come see dis, you brother joe is fucking you wife!"
(Gun shot)"I never really did like that bitch!
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italians are loud. they make the best food. most italians come from a large family, of 7 or 8 kids. they all talk with their hands and talk half in english and half in italian. the men usually have long fingernails. italian women always think they are right, when most of the time they arent. the women cook, the men watch tv. they are terrible drivers- they drive too fast. they swear too much, most of the time in italian. you can never understand anything they say sometimes, because it usually makes no sense. they are all about family, and if you have a problem with one of them, you have a problem with them all. most italians have hand gestures for everything. they make good meatballs, sauce and pizza. they make you eat even when you are completley full. usually they all have big gardens and chickens. they are quite religious. italians come all in one package, with families usualy the size of 30 people or more. when theyre all together, they are louder then anything you can imagine, all shouting over eachother. at family gatherings, they all dance around like idiots to accordions and italian music and laugh at eachother. when everyones together they all have a good time and laugh until they cry. italian laughter is contagious- once one person laughs, they all do. they drink a lot, and they love to drink wine, which is usually home-made. they always have a good time, no matter what. they believe family is the most important part of life, besides food. being italian means your the best.
italians are the best.
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A person who attends hourly siestas, followed by a lot of food and very little work. (If any)
"Im Italian"
"I live like an Italian"
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an ethnicity that bears very very attractive, somewhat arrogant guys. italian men tend to be extremely charming but not always honest about their intentions. also, they are really close with their cousins.
Cousin tony is such an italian stallion, but he didnt call be back ever...
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