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A place where people want to send horny people to. But it's not a solution.
If we keep horny people in horny jail.. just think about it.
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Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.
Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."
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when a girlfriend forces you to say with them and do what they want to do. Most likely in a room watching a chick flick or playing a board game with only two people.
Mahdi had to watch a chick flick with his girlfriend in his room, can life in a relationship get anymore boring. Madhi was in boyfriend jail.
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Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.
Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".
1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!
2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!
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Phrase used in discussion regarding any hot young teen, who appears to look as if past age of consent - but due to sexed up Lolita-like presentation and no tangible proof of birth - quite possibly might be jail bait.
Jim and Darren, both stumped regarding Hilary Duff's true age, but nonetheless turned on by the young starlet's god given talents, decided that she was quite jail debatable.
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When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.
I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.
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When your top half is a lot stronger than your bottom half also known as skipping leg day EVERY day.
Craig just got out that nigga got a jail body!
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