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Commonly dwells under bridges and sneaks out to troll others. Their mating call includes the shouting of the word MIO, YUI ect. to attract the young Alexs from their bridges to lurk together. If you find one approach with caution because it may get violent easily, and if it does appear to become aggressive simply sing the following lyrics; Always, i wanna be wiff you! and that will keep them at bay..for now..
1: What is that??...what...is that?? ITS A KELSEY RUNN!!!
2: Do you know a Canadian? Oh yeah that Kelsey hoe!
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A big nosed bitchy blonde girl that closely resembles the character of Pinnochio. Extremely clingy and stalks her previous boyfriend who doesn't want her because she is rumored to have a penis. Kelsey is also another expression meaning... when you take a shit and the water splashes and hits the bottom off your ass thus covering your ass in toilet water. Also called taking a kelsey.
Dude i got my ass all wet from taking a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
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kelsey: hey girlll!
other girl: ew get away brother fucker
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A girl who leapfrogs from guy to guy.
Man fuck my girlfriends fuckin everybody she’s such a kelsey!
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Can be a bit crazy at times and loves mischief. But if your on her good side she can be an amazing friend and will always stick with you because she is a loyal human being. Most likely short and blonde. With blue eyes
Ava: I’m going to go hang out with kelsey
Ryan: are you sure you want to do that she can be really crazy
Ava: she won’t be crazy because she’s my bestie and always will be
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Kelsey humps poles, will rape you and everyone you love and is a satanist. Kelsey is rad.
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Psycho Bitch that has no real friends. She cant be trusted and made her only friends miserable with her snide comments and judgements and eventually drives them away. She isnt confident about herself, which is why she constantly brags about what little she has and insults her friends. She couldnt get a guy unless he was a man whore. Shes an awful person who is rudely inconsiderate and competitive. She never wins at anything, so basically a Kelsey is a failure at life. If you meet a Kelsey just walk away and save yourself the trouble and the drama...
Oh thats just like her, shes such a Kelsey!
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