smash lab

a room - usually your bedroom - for having sex.

Let's go to the bar and try to find some girls to bring back to the smash lab.

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fp-lab

Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.

The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.

Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"

Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"

Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."

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lab nazi

Crazy bitches that kill students for using their computers.

Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!

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HALLEY LABS

This is Emma Essex's youtube account.

Bro! where can i find more music like rotteens?

person: On HALLEY LABS!

The Cereal Lab

The Cereal Lab is the best cereal bar in Atlanta. You will never taste a milkshake like ones The Cereal Lab creates. They are basically perfect in every way. Black owned, woman owned, amazing customer service. You should go to The Cereal Lab very soon.

Offset: Where should we go for dessert?

Cardi B: let’s go to The Cereal Lab. That banging banana shake is Banging!

lab flaps

used in discribing large labia lips,large pouty lips that usually resemble a butterfly when spread

said aloud while eating pussy"shit those are the biggest lab flaps ive ever eaten

Lab Spitta

MC/Rapper that “raps aka spits” hot bars inside the booth

My producer said I need to become more of a Lab Spitta so I can get more songs finished.