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Gsyed: Dude, relax!
Katie: I am bro. I'm chilling like a lotus
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The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.
Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..
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Vagina, according to widely known R&B artists.
Rapgenius: "Lotus flower bomb is named “padma” or “kamala,” which also mean vagina. She got that bomb…"
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It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.
It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.
What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.
Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.
I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.
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As in Homers The Odyssey were lotus eaters because they ate or used nothing that came from animals like modern vegans as well as going silly on lotus fruit.
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A person who enjoys the act of rimming, eating a$$, often used as an insult.
Oh, dude, Jeff is SUCH a Lotus Eater
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The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.
Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.
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