the mayor

sex trafficker

the mayor is here Business to attend to

mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.

Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.

Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.