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Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3
Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead
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It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.
"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"
"Ken mate, he's a bam"
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1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.
2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
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The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.
"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.
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The play written by Shakespeare, defining the art of shit being fucked
Merchant of Venice
Shylock: Fuck this shit, shits fucked
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Julia would never have met Kate had it not been for that rug merchant on Bourbon Street.
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A word used to describe an individual with little respect for the opposite sex. The definition does not insinuate an individual practices 'sodomy,' but rather he/she talks in a dirty tone, normally at the expense of others.
Don't pay attention to him, he's just a massive sodomy merchant
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