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Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.
I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.
When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled
I feel like a parched mosquito.
When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it
"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"
(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.
a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.
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1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito
"That bitch got mosquito tits"
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You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.
You and your friends are Yeeto Mosquitos. Yeeto Mosquito dawgggggg.
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