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Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021


mudflap slayer

Fucking a guys ass after he shit without wiping

Jack - I'm the best mudflap slayer
Joseph - my turn

by B'Ryan November 19, 2017


AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk March 16, 2018


arabian mudflaps

Refers to the vigina lips on an Arab. Most used to describe shaggy floppy lips (beef certains).

Hadiah had arabian mudflaps that touched the floor.

by Dankfreshies January 2, 2014


Mudflap

When a man blind folds a woman before sex and explosively releases diarrhea onto her face. He then proceeds to jump out her bedroom window before she takes off the blindfold, leaving her looking like a mud flap.

There is legend of a man who only dates women to mudflap them and never see them again.

by Allah's_Childrenالله أكبر May 10, 2022


Mudflap

A guys ball-sack while or after being jammed in the ass.

Get your mudflap off of me!

by Texas Yelp! September 21, 2018


mudflap

a slur that sounds racist but can’t actually get you in trouble; can be used against all minorities

Hey! Somebody catch that little mudflap!
That dirty mudflap stole my bike!

by Junior coach schwartz December 30, 2022