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people who dye or bleach their pubic hair
"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption
My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt
When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.
I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.
When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."
"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
a common Irish insult, often used for someone acting better than they are, a nepo-baby, someone who benefits off of their parents position in society.
look at him, the renaissance painter head on him
When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"