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Single greatest fruit ever to exist solely for its natural chemical ability to make semen taste Uncharacteristically and magically delicious
When he blew his load in my mouth it tasted like a pineapple.
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Ass... It literally is a euphemism for ass.
It can also mean heaven, but really isn't that the same thing!?
Doesn't she have a great pineapple! Pineapple... More like fineapple! Ass butt bootypineapplefineapplegreat
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1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)
2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)
The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.
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A nickname I given t ohe most beautiful girl i've fallen for. She is smart, funny, and the only eyes id spend my entire life staring at, just to figure her out. Shes like a mystery, always wanting to find out more about her, yet I can never truly understand her. She makes me absolutely crazy for her and a moment holding her in my arms brings me back to sanity. She has long wavy brown hair and a forehead I love to kiss. She has the most incredible eyes and the cutest nose I love to play with. She has the softest cheeks and the hottest pair of lips I love to bite. The way she pouts them makes me melt inside. She has the body of a goddess and has the cutest feet with the smallest pink toe ever. I never anything before her. She gives me this feeling which no one has ever given to me before and that its only for her. I hate that I'm this crazy for her and I hate that i feel all this when Im this young. I know shes the one already and Im willing to go through whatever to be with her for the rest of my life. I hate it so much that I start to hate myself for it and I just wish I would dissapear sometimes so I could run away from all this. Yet I know I cant bare to be without her.....I love this girl too much....
Cuckoo is fucking crazy for Pineapple
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That one thing you won’t put in
Put the pineapple in
NO!
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A quite large spiky fruit that is yellow with hard green leaves it tastes very sweet but lots of people say leaves a funny after taste
I bought a pineapple today for £2.58
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This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil
Dude, why did you shove that pineapple in your ass?
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