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TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.
One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"
Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick
When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.
I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!
Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)
See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick
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A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick
Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night
1. A woman's vagina.
2. The box a dick comes in.
Man..... Shannon got kicked right in the pogo stick holder.
Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.
Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!
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