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The effect of being oversaturated with the Harry Potter universe, even for those who were once excited about reading the books. Especially relevant given the recent enthusiasm surrounding the release of DH.
J. feels pottered out after hosting a Potter party, reading the newest book and discussing the series among non-intersecting circles of friends.
T. has read DH three times (and going) and hasn't pottered out yet.
"I'm not pottered out, but I'm taking a break from talking about the book right now. "
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lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.
'i was the only one to see her for what she was....A FREAK!'
i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s***!
That's some dark magic right there!
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A sexual action;
Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses
Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.
Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
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Some one who is so overly obsessed with Harry Potter they refer to it as "the drug". Symptoms of a Potter Head include:
- Crazy wild look in the eye
- Lightning bolt some where on the body and/or round spectacles.
- Whenever the word "book" is mentioned said potter head turns around immeadiately and starts twitching
- Talks really loud and fast whenever having a conversation about HP
- Talks really fast and loud all the time because they are always talking about HP
- Screams and tries to hold your hand if your name is Harry, sur-name is Potter, or your initials are HP or HJP.
-Finds other Potter Heads to wack you with baseball bat if mentioned that you do not care for their master.
Sanjaya: Yeah, Harry Potter just isn't my thing.
Then out swarm thousands of Potter Heads, all carrying heavy and/or spiky objects.
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A Phoebe Potter is someone who is kind, hilarious and fun to be around, she is very musical and is also prone to injury. She is extremely pretty and loves shopping.
That fittie is a total Phoebe Potter, should we ask her to hang out??
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When one does/says something that is Harry Potter related.
Annie: "What's that dude doing?"
Morgan: "Dude it's obvious - he's Harry Pottering."
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A dishonest boy from a popular series of novels written by J.K. Rowling that claims he can do magic, ride a flying broomstick, and even vanquish the almighty Lord Voldemort, but really, always has the help of his more talented friends, including the aged gay man named Dumbledore, the dimwitted retard named Ron, and the sexy & smart girl named Hermione. Harry Potter secretly plans to kill Voldemort because he is his only competitor, then he plans to take over the Ministry of Magic and recruit more villains. Overtaking the government and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is his main goal.
Ron was homosexual, and in love with his best friend, Harry Potter.
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