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Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."
The thing where you print your ass on.
I used the printer to print my ass
a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.
"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("