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Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".
Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.
The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.
Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."
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A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
1 When you graduate college but don't use your degree so you just have sex all day 2 When the mitochondria of the photosynthesized mission completes the circuit to the chair that connects to the box of wisdom 3 u go in raw but professionally
Person 1: What do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a Professional Rawdogger
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