stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

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weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

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chain smoker

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette

chain smokers go through a pack a day

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rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.

She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.

cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers

Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*

smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.

Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?